To tie or not to tie
Once upon a day, there was a man named Rick, today was his first big job interview and guess what? He woke up late, scumbag alarm clock decided to play a fool on his first day of work. Frantically he threw on a suit. "OH NO!", he thought. "MY TIE! Dad is out of town and isn't there to help me, and for my entire life I did not know or learn how to tie a tie!" He grabbed a tie and ran out the door. "Excuse me sir," he said to a random crossing guard, "I have an important job interview, can you help me make this tie pretty please?" "Sure" said the random crossing guard, "just lie down on this bench and I'll get it done immediately." He thought to himself, well if someone was going to help me I wasn't going to ask any questions. After the crossing guard finished tying it, the tie looked fantastic but he couldn't resist and had to ask why he had to lie down. The random guard said " Well, in my previous job I learned how to tie tie's on other people when they were lying down." Rick asked incredulously "What was your previous job?". "I ran a morgue." Was the reply.
Hope you enjoyed the story. Until next time :D
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